And are gerbils punk rock??

Scene: Boy's bedroom at bedtime. Note: Dad is long known for his great fondness for ferrets.


Mom: So Sammy said he wants a guinea pig!

Dad: A guinea pig? Don't you want a ferret, Sammy?

Sammy: No. Ferrets are old skool.

Dad (laughing): Old skool? Where did you hear that?

Sammy: On the internet.

Dad: Where on the internet?

Sammy: ferretsareoldskool.com

****end scene****